Fwd: my boyfriend's obsessed with keeping plants moist

Hi,

"Hello, my sweet," says she...

That's my girlfriend yesterday talking to her fiddle-leaf fig tree & touch me nots .

She mixes water, calendula oil, tea tree oil and lavender oil into spray bottles from the dollar store, and lovingly spritzes the leaves of his/her 10-ish plants.

Now that the seasons are changing and a mild winter is coming

(thankfully, due to climate change it's going to be mild)...

She's OBSESSED with keeping his/her plants moist.

(Is using "moist" in an email breaking some sort of unspoken rule? The word doesn't gross me out (does it you?).

I really like a few moist things in my life: banana bread, lavender-infused towelettes, my skin after my "easy" 10-step nighttime routine... (the dreaded mask)

She has it in her mind that since the air is now dry – and we're feeling it in our nostrils – that the plants must be choking on the dry air too,

especially at night.

The humidifier came out of the closet. And every day, she fills it to the brim with water.

Then lets it hum and run all day while we're out of the house.

(It helps with my allergies, so I don't mind.)

"So that the plants stay 'happy,'" she says.

She genuinely thinks and worries about his/her house plants – often.

Every day, she whispers sweet nothings to these plants and plays on the stereo music of the 50s.... ( the 1750s).

She's SO grateful to have them in her life.

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---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Elise Darma <hi@elisedarma.com>
Date: Sun, Nov 10, 2019 at 11:21 AM
Subject: my boyfriend's obsessed with keeping plants moist
To: João <joaoa.dsilva2019@gmail.com>

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